Skip the ending

Start in the middle.
then re-write the beginning.

-- Sunday Morning

What is love without romance?

So I approach the young lady with the T-shirt that says, "I still believe in love". And I tell her..."it is easy to believe in love because we directly link it to passion and happiness". She smirks. I smile. I then proceed to ask, "What about romance?"....She smiles and says that that would be nice. She never understood the question it seems.

Because if romance is meant to be nice.....
-- well, that's not very exciting now is it.

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So the only people who buy records are "douches" (so I am told).
12" vinyl art is a lot prettier than your 120X120 pixel image.
in fact, its prettier than your face as well.
You really were an idiot to say something so stupid.

-- Lower Main Road, Observatory

If the early bird catches the worm,

you better prey that the
vultures overslept this morning.

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